Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Glory Tales (translated from Gnome)

Greetings again Glaindyr''schtmpt! It has been a while since I last regaled you in my adventures, but I have been quite busy indeed! After a daring battle with the defilers of sanctity, the murderous swine, my friends and I were able to continue on our way to Fernmire with a large supply of weapons to distribute across the merchant markets, as well as to finally escorting Eridan to his secret dealer. Of course a dealer in secrets would be impressive, which is clearly why Aridyn asked us to come along; with Garl by our sides we will be victorious!

Our travels were valiantly, heroically, and magnificently boring for the next two days of travel as we approached closer to Furnm'arr. Which is great! More time to fill in your back ''Schtmptsy! Together we will make the world proud of Garl and our ventures; shedding light where there be dark. However, as we approached Fernmyre (I like this one best!) Garl was quick to point out this town is shrouded in the most fiendish of faint glows. Eredan told us all that this place has a strong disposition towards magic and religious: We must be at attention at all times friend. Even at the time of retelling to you, danger is lurking, and mysteries must still be solved.